TMI Tuesday & yes I’m still here *laughs*

Important Questions

1. If you are on facebook, when was the last time you had to “unfriend” someone and why?

Because she went on a rant about who useless & disgusting all people on welfare are & since I know a lot of people who are on it & aren’t gaming the system like a few bad apples do, it pissed me the hell off especially since this isn’t the first time she’s been such a shallow bitch.

2. What are you addicted to?

Food….plain & simple.

3. What are the first 3 things you do every morning?

Harass the cats, go to the bathroom, then get on my stockings.

4. How lucky are you and why?

I think I’m good…not too much either way.

5. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

Honestly can’t think of anything at all right now.

Bonus: Are you proud of what you are doing?

somewhat so, yes.

 

And that’s all…everyone have a good rest of the day!

First TMI Tuesday in a while

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1. What TV show do you love to watch but are a little embarrassed to tell friends that you simply cannot miss an episode.

It’s an older 1 but I’ve been binge watching True Blood & Hemlock Grove & I’ll be the first to admit it’s kind of embarrassing since for the longest time I hated them both. *laughs*

2. What website and/or magazine do you read and it’s your guilty pleasure?

Cracked & Buzzfeed & WatchMojo lol

3. What is the grocery store item you buy but you know you should not?

Cookies

4. Tell us about something you do at work that you would not want your co-workers to know that you do.

Honestly can’t think of anything.  I usually sit out in the truck & read while I wait to go in but they all know that. lol

5. Do you have a secret stash? What is it?

I do but it’s not for me…I keep extra cat food for the cat just in case she runs out & or a can gets busted or something.

Bonus: What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?

The fact that I have to have a stuffie on the table beside the bed every night even if I don’t sleep with it *laughs*

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First TMI Tuesday for the Month of May.

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1. How long have you been blogging?  Just over 5 years since I got my congratulations for 5 years on WordPress about a week or so ago…but only for about  2 1/2 years on this blog.
2. Tell us about your pen name? Is it a pen name?  It’s the nickname I wanted as a kid but never got it so I use it for my online name in many different places.
3. What is your blog about?  Me & how things go on my way thru my life & others who make a difference in it for good or bad.
4. Do you earn any money with your blog?  Nope.
5. What inspired you to blog?  I thought it might be a good way to sort my thoughts out & make new friends.
6. What keeps you blogging?  Because I enjoy it & enjoy chatting with the people I’ve met while doing it.
7. Do you have any advice for readers looking for love? Looking to get laid? Looking for a threesome?  *laughs* Nope since I’m not good at any of the 3
8. Did you do your kegels today? When was the last time you did them? (Men: There is no evidence that kegels prevent erectile dysfunction. Source: WebMD )  Actually yes I did *laughs* thank you for asking…it helps once you’re in your 40s if not sooner.

Bonus: Do you have any special sexual gifts or talents or tricks? Tell us about it.  I think some of them have been covered in the past on here so *laughs* anything else…hop over to my flickr page & leave me a message there *laughs*

 

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There are several unique and weird holidays that take place all over the world. This TMI Tuesday is about the month of April’s special observances. What’s Up April? …

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1. April 1 is April Fool’s Day (All Fools Day), a Western tradition of pulling pranks and hoaxes.
– Did you play any April Fool’s jokes on someone?  Yes, everyone at work played a group 1 on the kids…made them think wifi was on the buses.
– Were you the victim of an April’s Fool prank this year?  Nope thankfully not.
– What is the best April Fool’s hoax you’ve ever pulled?  This year’s was the best I can remember.

2. What is your favorite unusual or non-traditional holiday to observe?  Best friend’s day because they’re awesome & should be celebrated.

3. Do you observe any unique local or family tradition holidays? Briefly tell us about this holiday.  Not that I can think of other than our pets’ birthdays.

4. April is National Poetry Month. Share your favorite poem with TMI Tuesday or write a poem and share.  I haven’t read or written poetry since college so I think I’m out of luck here *laughs*.

5. This month is also Stress Awareness Month. What stresses you on a daily basis?  Work, parenting, weight loss, pain & so many physical limitations because of my weight, people in general…

6. April is National Humor Month. Name 3 stand-up comics or comedic actors who make you laugh?  I loved George Carlin especially for his animal observations & 7 words you couldn’t say.  I also like Anna Faris.  And I love to watch Buzzfeed because even when you’re learning stuff they know how to amuse you.

7. April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day in the United States, however, it can and should be celebrated all over the world. How will you celebrate Jelly Bean Day?  Black jelly beans *drools*

Bonus: The flower for the month of April is the Daisy. How or what do you feel about daisies?  They’re probably my favorite flower…any color or type of daisy is awesome to me.

Have a great rest of the week!

TMI Tuesday

Hi peeps! It’s been a long day, I’m exhausted. No energy to be creative for TMI Tuesdayso I ripped these questions (and modified) from a dating website.

Yes, I’m listening…

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1. Who has been the biggest influence in your life?   I’d have to say my son because I’ve had to do & learn so many things & face parts of myself I didn’t want to ever find let alone admit to or face & I wouldn’t have been able to do any of it if it wasn’t for him & knowing he needed me to do it whether he ever knew it or not.

2. What kinds of things really make you laugh?    All sorts of things…usually juvenile humor, sarcasm, or cats lol they’re guaranteed to get a laugh out of me.

3. What’s your favorite place in the entire world?    I guess my house since I don’t really have any other place.  Used to be my grandma’s in her kitchen/dining room with her but now…I guess it’s my bed on a stormy night laughing at the cats & my kid all joining me.

4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about him/her?    Arial & *laughs* I’ve covered that a few times – Here as well as in various other places.

5. What’s your biggest goal in life right now?    Lose this weight & become the person I know I can be

6. What was your family like growing up?    It was always interesting & we adopted all the strays…both pets *laughs* & kids it seemed like.

Bonus: What is one thing about you that would surprise us?    That I’m scared of my own shadow even now & so much a frightened little girl who sometimes feels so alone in the world

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I know it’s been a few days for this but here goes!

Happy TMI Tuesday. Get creative–be funny, strange, sexy or whatever but fill-in those blanks below.

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1. My best friend is annoying & has more personalities than me but is still 1 of the most amazing people I know & I’m lucky to know her .

2. A cat  lover is all I could want, need, or ask for .

3. If you only know one thing about me it should be that I think belches & farts are funny & that I snort when I laugh…unfortunately causing 1 of the other 2 to happen more than often than not .

4. Jalapeno cheese dip & popcorn  is the best snack  in the world.

5. A man and a brassiere  walk into a bar and the bartender says what’s up brah .

6. I like to eat Reese’s peanut butter pumpkins  in fall.

Bonus:  I can’t stay dry  if it rains but I can shake my head to dry it like a big old drowned rat .

 

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Welcome to another round of TMI Tuesday. Last week had some really fun and interesting posts, quite revealing 😉. This week…

Let’s Get Serious

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1. What are you most afraid of?  Life!  Seriously…living scares the hell out of me which is why I have so much trouble with my weight.

2. Do you believe in life after death?  Yes I do tho not sure how it’ll play out either

3. What is your purpose?  not really sure to be honest

4. Where are you going?  I have no clue whatsoever lol

5. Do you fear hell? Why or why not?  Yes & no…yes because it will suck but no because at least I’ll have company *grins & winks*

6. Do you feel free?  No…not at all…never.

Bonus: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when asking where is the bathroom?  I don’t know but that was an amusing thought as well as a very good question.

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Can we talk… relationships?

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1. What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you see an attractive person?

Wow they’re pretty or wow they’re good looking…& if it’s a woman that she has great boobs usually.

2. What is your idea of a dream date? Describe the person and the type of date experience.

Person would be whoever it was I wanted to  be with in a relationship…no particular type other than most likely dominant, & the type of date…a night time picnic somewhere just the 2 of us.

3. How many serious relationships have you had? Were you in love?

5…I thought I was during with 2 of them & was in love with 2 of the others…the 1st I was too young as it was in my childhood but very serious for that age.

4. How many casual sexual relationships have you had?

in real life…just 1…almost all of mine were actual relationships when it came to sex.  On Secondlife…lol I don’t wanna count cause i’m not sure I could remember them all & it would depress me lol

5. What will ruin a relationship for you?

Lying

Bonus: What is your definition of sexy?

someone who knows who & what they are & accepts it & lets it show…oh LOL & great boobs helps *grins*

TMI Tuesday

Party Fears

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Good News: You’ve been invited to party!
Bad News: You have certain concerns. . .

1) Arrival. Are you afraid (a) that you can’t find the address, (b) that you will be early, (c) that you will be late, (d) other?

D – all of the above

2) Clothing. Are you afraid (a) you will be underdressed, (b) overdressed, (c) dressed for the wrong activity, (d) don’t have items that you need, e.g. swimsuit, (e) other?

e – LOL all of the above

3) Drinks. Are you afraid that (a) you will drink too much, (b) that you will drink too little, (c) other people will drink too much, (d) there won’t be anything good that’s non-alcoholic, (e) other?

C

4) Food. Are you afraid that (a) the food will be too new-fangled and trendy, (b) the food will be conventional and boring, (c) there won’t be anything you want to eat, (d) there won’t be any food and you are hungry, (e) other?

E – that’s something I’d never think of is food at a party unless it’s specified in the invitation in which case it’d be spelling out so no other worries there anyway

5) Music. Are you afraid that (a) the music will be too loud, (b) there won’t be music or you won’t be able to hear it, (c) the music will be of a new genre you don’t like or can’t understand, (d) the music will be boring oldies, (e) other?

E – something I’ve never worried about because I listen to pretty much anything or can ignore it quite well

6) Later. Are you afraid that (a) the party will end too soon and it won’t have been worth the trouble, (b) the party will go on too long, (c) other?

C – that I’ll be stuck alone at the snack table all night & end up with a tummyache lol

7. Afterward. Are you afraid that (a) you will end up in bed with the wrong person and the sex will be bad, (b) that you will end up in bed with the wrong person and the sex will be great, (c) that you will end up in bed with the right person and there won’t be any sex, (d) that you will end up in bed with the right person who wants sex but you are too tired, (e) other?

E – no fears there cause I’d go home alone with my tummy ache & complain to my cats lol

Boring yes I know but lol I am definitely not a party person at all so at least I was honest. *grins*

TMI Tuesday this week

For many areas of the world, this time of year is graduation time at formal institutions of learning. Thus, it is a good time for us to think back about our own education.

School Days

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Below is a list of academic fields of study. For as many of these disciplines as possible, share a memory. It could be something that happened in class, an Aha! moment, something about the teacher or something that was helpful later in life.

Thanks to virtualsin.wordpress.com for this week’s TMI Tuesday theme.

1. English – actually it’s for reading but…Open House for my 8th grade year, my teacher told me mom how wonderful & quiet & sweet I was in class & Mom asked her if she was sure she was talking about the right kid. *laughs*
2. History – The year that my history teacher was 1 of my mom’s high school best friends proved interesting
3. Foreign Language (French, Spanish, Latin…) – freshman year of college…first day of French.  We had partied a little too much the night before & stayed up way too late so I was only half awake when we got to class at 8am.  I kind of tuned the teacher out for the first couple of minutes until I heard something I knew I had to’ve heard wrong.  I turned to my friend & asked her “Did he just say a twat?” She died laughing because it turns out he’d said “Et toi” asking another classmate how they were doing after they’d asked him how he was doing.  Needless to say I never lived that mishearing down.
4. Psychology – Never had it
5. Mathematics – Me & my ex-boyfriend who I was still good friends with both listening to my radio in class by sharing a headphone each because we hated algebra so much
6. Physics – never had it
7. Chemistry – never had it
8. Biology – never actually had it but I do remember us dissecting a worm in 7th grade science & my table mate freaking out & making me do all of it cause she swore she’d throw up all over me & it if I didn’t…& the way she looked I wasn’t about to put it to the test.
9. Gym – the look on my perfectly fit, flat chested teacher’s face when she told me to run or go to the principal’s office so I told her it was the principal’s office or the nurse’s office once I gave myself a black eye if I ran…so much awesome let me tell you….it had never occurred to her it might actually hurt to run with boulders on my chest lol

Bonus: Did you have sex education class in school? What grade or age did you have this class? Thinking back on the sex education class what was the most surprising thing you learned? Was this class helpful to you in your sex life?

How to put a condom on a banana…now that’s real food safety. *grins*